They surround us on all sides, yet they wait to launch the attack at the perfect time. Most humans are unaware of such devious plans, but the ones who know about the plans don’t dare to leave their homes for they might be murdered by the trees. Don’t believe it? Just look at this
picture of a tree attacking an innocent man inside his car. The trees are the enemy and so are environmentalists, who want to “protect” them because they are unaware of their powerful plans. The environmentalists seem to be normal citizens, but they are actually helping the trees and will try to thwart our defense. The trees plan to steal our homes, our cars, our paper (to give their dead comrades “a decent burial”), and our babies.
This will be the most significant war in the history of the world considering that all nations will take part, but we will still be outnumbered. Not only are we outnumbered, but trees are the superior destruction mechanisms. They may go without water for days. They have a special armor called bark. They have many arms to do their bidding.
We are outnumbered and outpowered, so we need the full support of the people.
Nevertheless, in the words of the wise and most honorable prophet, George W. Bush, “We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.” Rise up, take your hatchets, and go to war against the leafy enemies!
picture of a tree attacking an innocent man inside his car. The trees are the enemy and so are environmentalists, who want to “protect” them because they are unaware of their powerful plans. The environmentalists seem to be normal citizens, but they are actually helping the trees and will try to thwart our defense. The trees plan to steal our homes, our cars, our paper (to give their dead comrades “a decent burial”), and our babies.This will be the most significant war in the history of the world considering that all nations will take part, but we will still be outnumbered. Not only are we outnumbered, but trees are the superior destruction mechanisms. They may go without water for days. They have a special armor called bark. They have many arms to do their bidding.
We are outnumbered and outpowered, so we need the full support of the people.
Nevertheless, in the words of the wise and most honorable prophet, George W. Bush, “We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.” Rise up, take your hatchets, and go to war against the leafy enemies!
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