Mahatma Gandhi Advocates Violent Struggle Against the Environment

Gullible people of low merit believe that Mahatma Gandhi was an advocate of peaceful protest. Mahatma Gandhi only advocated peaceful protest against humans, not the environment. He thought that the environment was so evil that peaceful protest could NOT be used against it; only violent struggle could be used. I interviewed him, during a seance, and he announced the beginning of a violent struggle. In the interview, Mahatma Gandhi shouted, "Down with the flowers! Down with the squirrels! Down with the spotted owl! Down with the whales! Down with the trees! DOWN WITH THE ENVIRONMENT!"



I asked him when he realized that the environment was evil. He told us that he realized it when a planned landslide (by the environment) destroyed his Hummer, but failed to take his life. I asked him, "Why did nobody know about this? You're famous, so people should have heard about this, right?" He told us, "They should have heard about this, but the environmentalist news agencies made it seem as if it never happened. I am so angry; I am HULK ANGRY!"

Also, Mahatma Gandhi encouraged all his followers to take action against the environment as soon as possible, or the environment might take over the world. He encouraged them to attack the environment because he said that they could "maintain the element of surprise, a most honorable military tactic". He shouted, "Rise up, take your herbicides, and do your part to end this once and for all!